May 2011
3 posts
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Dimple-Loving Dude
Dear Emily,
I’m somewhat concerned about my feelings for Paul Rudd. They’re not romantic really, but I would like to bake him a pie. I prefer to sleep with women, so I guess I’m just wondering how gay this makes me.
Sincerely,
Dimple-Loving Dude
Dear Dimple-Loving Dude,
Do you enjoy dicks that aren’t yours? No? Not even a little gay. A better question—who wouldn’t want to see that smooth Paul...
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