05 1 / 2011
Boob Tubez
Dear Emily, Why do women have so much trouble using remote controls and other technological devices when it’s usually as easy as pressing a button or two? It drives me bananas. Sincerely, Dear Boob Tubez, Women are like flowers. Beautiful, delicate flowers that are incapable of operating remotes because they’re too busy looking good and smelling good and cooking you dinner while you’re on the john reading sports news on your iphone as you take a dump. Thought you knew. Maybe you were hoping I’d say something eluding to a potential theory proposing the thought that women have less brain power than men and simply don’t have the ability to retain relevant technological information, thereby suggesting your intellectual superiority. But it looks like yours is the face with the egg on it now, my friend. I mean, come on. Get a CLUE! And then program my VCR for me so I can get stoned and watch my Fantasia VHS tape. Zap! Emily
Boob Tubez
