14 12 / 2009
Harriet Lipson
Dear Emily,
Can you recommend a good place to get a bikini wax?
Sincerely,
Harriet Lipson
Dear Harriet Lipson,
Bikini waxes are an excellent way to express yourself. By stripping off your skivvies, you can let your man see some of your personality without uttering a single word. Honestly, they prefer it that way. Are you a conservative blonde? A trim golden triangle will tell him that. How about an edgy redhead? Any guy would want to steer his jet toward your fiery landing strip. Happen to be a fan of Harry Potter? Try a lightning bolt on your magic bits.
That being said, I have no idea where to get a good wax. If you’re like me, a single gal who likes a little guaranteed self-control, withhold maintenance on your downstairs dong drawer — it’s an insurance policy that never fails.
Ouch!
Emily
