ASK EMILY

Cougartown

Dear Emily,

What are your thoughts on older women/younger men relations? If a gal is say… 31, what is the youngest aged male she should (not could) date?

Sincerely,

Cougartown

Dear Cougartown,

Stella didn’t get her groove back with a pudgy forty five year old. Taye Diggs was a warm slice of cobbler made from barely ripe peaches. He was young. He was fresh. And SadEyesSoulLady ate. Him. Up.

I’m glad you used the word “relations” over “relationship.” It’s like you knew I was going to say that older women and younger men are really only destined for doing the horizontal pie toss together. Pie toss. Think about it. Let’s be real, your future soul mate probably isn’t the shirtless guy standing outside Hollister.

How young is too young? After careful consideration, I decided 22 is the perfect cut off point. If your dude’s been legally downing ice cold Buds for a year, he’s definitely mature enough to get his baby soft hands on a hot cougar heiney.

Botoxic!

Emily